A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.



She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, Ive kidnapped you.



She then wrote a note saying, Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.



The Blonde then pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?