Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!

Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was

60. Shes 97 now & we dont know where the hell she is!

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Havent lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what Im doing.

I dont exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I dont jog…it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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