Five surgeons discuss who are the best patients to operate on.
I like to see accountants on my operating table, The first surgeon says, When you open them up, everything inside is neatly numbered.Yeah, The second surgeon agrees, But you should try electricians- everything inside them is colour coded.No, I think librarians are the best, Says another, Everything inside is in alphabetical order.Well, The fourth says, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.I think you are all wrong! The last surgeon says, The easiest patients to operate on, by far, are politicians- they have no guts, no brain, no heart and no spine!