I saw this used on another list – of course it would be inappropriate to actually use it here but enjoy it all the same.

-Mark

Dear

sir

clueless one

twit

great man on campus

madam

dweeb

twerp

comrade

Elvis

moon beam

boor

Obergruppenfuehrer

citoyen

Geek

grad student

cur

You are being gently flamed because.

you continued a boring useless stupid thread

you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to

you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads

you posted a piece riddled with profanities

you advocated Net censorship

you SCREAMED! (used all caps)

you posted some sort of crap that doesnt belong in this group

you posted the inanely stupid Make Money Fast article

you threatened others with physical harm

you made a bigoted statement(s)

you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority

you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve

you repeatedly shown lack of humor

you are apparently under compulsion to post to every threat

you are posting an anonymous attack

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Live n Learn.