A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying
the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly
all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the
fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, Ive played so poorly all day,
I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake. The caddy looks back
at him and says, I dont think you could keep your head down that long.