Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his

father. He opens his dads bedroom door and finds his mom and dad

humping away on the bed! Dad! says Johnny, What are you doing!

Johhnys father stops humping for a second and says Well, Johnny, Im

playing poker…and your mothers the wild card. Oh,says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Still in need of an answer to his question, Little Johnny set out to

look for his big brother, Ernie. He opens his brothers bedroom door and finds Ernie and his sister Thelma humping away! Ernie! cried Johnny, What are you doing!. Ernie stops humping for a second and says, Well…Im playing poker, Johnny… and Thelma is the wildcard. Oh, says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Later, Johnnys dad approached Johnnys room to call him to dinner. He

opens Johnnys bedroom door and finds Johnny wacking off like it was

going out of style! Johnny! his father said, I see youre playing

poker, but wheres your wildcard?

Johnny replies, With a hand like this, who needs a wildcard!