A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a pop. Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the shoulder and walked back to check his tires.
He found a bottle laying in the gutter. He picked it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.
The genie said, Man, Im too old for this! You get one wish — not three — just one.
The driver thought long and hard, and finally said, It would be really nice for all the bridges to be wide enough that over-sized loads could get through without any trouble.
The genie said, Do you know how many bridges that would be?! Cant you come up with something simpler?
The driver replied, How about if you make all the blondes as smart as brunettes?
The genie shook his head vigorously and answered, How wide would you like those bridges?
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Jun
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.