21
Jul
The moderator at a ghost busters convention asked the audience, How many of you believe in ghosts?
Almost everyone raises their hand.
How many of you have ever seen a ghost?
About half the audience raises their hand.
How many of you have ever touched a ghost?
About a dozen or so raise their hand.
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One man from India raises his hand.
Youve actually made love to a ghost? Stand up and tell us about it
The man rises and says, Im so vedy soddy. I thought you said goat!