One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope. God looked at the Pope
and said, Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the
Popes. The first question I have of you is: do you think that priests will ever
be able to get married?

The Pope answered, Ah, no, not in my life time.

God said, Okay, the next question is: do you think there should be women
priests?

The Pope answered, Ah, no, not in my life time.

God said, Okay, my last question is: do you think the Roman Catholic church
should approve birth control?

The Pope answered, Ah, no, not in my life time.

God said, Okay, thank you very much for your time.

As God turned and started to leave, the Pope said, Lord, may I ask you one
question?

God turned back to the Pope and said, Sure, you answered mine, what would you
like to know?

The Pope said, As you know, I am very patriotic, and I was wondering whether
there would ever be another Polish pope?

God answered, Ah, no, not in my life time.