A friend and I were golfing one day when at the 18th hole this guy comes out of nowhere and asks if he could join us.

I tell him, Well, were just about done but if you want to join us tomorrow you can. We start at 8 oclock.

He said, Great! Ill be here at 8 oclock, maybe 8:35…

So next day he shows up at 8 oclock and plays scratch golf; he was good. We were going to play again the next day and we invited him to join us.

He said, Great! Ill be here at 8 oclock, maybe 8:35…

So the next day he shows up at 8 oclock, plays with his opposite hand, and shoots under par!

Im a bit amazed with this guy so I ask him, Youre a pretty good golfer, beating us with scratch golf and then showing-off by playing just as good with your opposite hand. Just what is you secret?

He said, Well…when I wake up in the morning and my wife is lying on her left side, I play left-handed.

Or when I wake up in the morning and my wife is laying on her right side, I play right-handed.

So I ask, what if she is laying on her back?

Thats when I get here at 8:35.