A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943? The Indian answered, Eggs. The man scoffed, Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. Hes a phony.

Thirteen years later the travelers train stopped again in the small New Mexico town, and he saw the same Indian sitting on the train platform.

The tourist went up and said jovially, How! The Indian answered, Scrambled.