A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is

taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have

grounds for a divorce?

To which she replies, Well, we have three acres.

No, maam. What I mean is, does he beat you up? asks the attorney.

No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00, she responds.

Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, Lady, tell me, do you

have a grudge?

Looking very confident she states, No, we have a carport.

At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, Look, Lady.

Why the heck do you want a divorce?

Because he cant hold an intelligent conversation!