Old and New Jokes

Harvey and Sara — an elderly married couple — have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband.

Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey, Sara says. And you better write it down.

I think I can remember that, Harvey mumbles as he heads for the kitchen.

Twenty minutes later, Harvey returns with a plate of scrambled eggs and sausage.

Whats this? Sara asks.

Its what you asked for! Harvey says.

See, I told you to write it down, Sara says. You forgot my toast.