There were three ladies at the obstetricians office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy.

Im going to have a boy! she declared. The doctor said that if my husband was on top, I would have a boy.

When the second young woman came back, she was very happy, too. Im going to have a girl! The doctor said that if I was on top, I would have a girl.

Suddenly, the third young woman burst into tears. The other two tried to console her, but all she could say was Im going to have a puppy!