The Queen of England was visiting one of Canadas top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

Oh my God, said the Queen, thats disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?

The Doctor leading the tour explains; I am sorry your highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with

semen.  If he doesnt do that 5 times a day, theyll explode, and he would die instantly.

Oh, I am sorry, said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.

Oh my God, said the Queen, whats happening in there?

The Doctor replied, Same problem, better health plan.