Old and New Jokes

There once was two men in a bar, the first man said to the second man: Hey! I noticed there was a bumper sticker on your car!


The second man looks suspicious and says: Yeah! What of it?


The first man says: Well, I collect bumper stickers and I didnt really get to read yours.


The second man: Okay! Youre point is?


The first man: Can you tell me what it says?


The second man, looking even more suspicious than before clunches his fists tight, nocks down his beer bottle, stands up with his fist to the first mans face and says: Look! I know what you did last summer, how could you kill my father?


The first man then runs out of the bar, scared as freak, and when he is driving away, he catches a glimpse of the mans bumper sticker and it said: Look! I know what you did last summer, how could you kill my father?


He drives away in his car and pulls out a dead mans body with a knife in it and his name tag says, father of The Second Man!