Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, We need some four-by-twos.



The clerk said, You mean two-by-fours, dont you?



The man said, Ill go check, and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.



Alright. How long do you need them?



The customer paused for a minute and said, Id better go check. After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, A long time. Were gonna build a house.