How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us,
and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I cant reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
Ill change it as soon as Ive led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I havent missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? Im sorry, but I dont see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there …

13. Greyhound:
It isnt moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd:
First, Ill put all the light bulbs in a little circle …

15. Poodle:
Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cats Answer:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a massage?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.