I bet he doesnt jump

A blonde and redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the six oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that the guy wouldnt jump, and the redhead replied, Ill take that bet!

The man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50.

The redhead said, I cant take this, youre my friend.

The blonde said, No, a bets a bet.

So the redhead said, Listen, I have to admit, I saw this story on the five oclock news, so I really cant take your money.

The blonde replied, Well, so did I, but I never thought hed jump again!

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