I Wanna Be A Commie

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. You only have six months to live.

The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, Theres only one thing I can do, Im going to become a Communist.

The doctor asks,Youve been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?

The man says, Better one of them should die than one of us!

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