A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. Shed seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, Is that you, Lord?
The voice replied, No, Im the Ice-Rink Manager!
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Aug
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Hail Storm
- POOR DAD
- Blonde Hijacker
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Kick Blonde Ass
- International Politics
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
- Two blondes and a parachute
- A man met a beautiful
- Dandruff
- Blonde and House
- Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
- Just the Fax