14
Dec
Ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- You can listen to thunder
- The other night during dinner
- The devil finds work for
- We are Microsoft. Resistance
- Atheist problem
- My software never has bugs.
- Dont believe in superstition —
- Kids in the back seat
- Those who cant write, write
- If God had intended for
- If youre in a vehicle
- If you know any teenagers
- I bought some batteries
- A clean desk is a
- I like the open road,