Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and
placed before him.

The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The
minister replied in disgust, Maam, Id rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,Im
sorry, I didnt know there was a choice. Ill have the same thing hes
having.