Old and New Jokes

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on

his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of

hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, Cool it. I am going to set

up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.

They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent

e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did

some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten

minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky,

thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the

underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted

their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming Its gone!

Its all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past

two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. Wait! He cheated, how did

he do it?

God shrugged and said, Jesus saves.