A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
Sir, the cop says.

Why do you have all those knives?

Theyre for my juggling act, the man says.

I dont believe you, says the cop.

Prove it.

So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

Man, says the first guy.

Im glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.