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- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Two wrongs not make a right – Three lefts do.
- Passionate kiss like spiders web – soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
- War doesnt determine whos right. War determines whos left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
- Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
- Man who sit on tack get point!
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
- Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
- He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.
- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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