Lettermans Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About Fahrenheit 9/11:

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didnt have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moores accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure – – I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldnt hear most of the movie over Cheneys foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball.