Little Johny and an old man in a bus (adultish)

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old mans cane slips onto the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, Little Johnny, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldnt slip.

The old man snaps back, Well, if your dad had done the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today.

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