Love vs. Lust vs. Marriage

How do you know if youre in love, lust, or marriage?

Love When your eyes
meet across a crowded room.
Lust When your tongues meet
across a crowded room.
Marriage When your belt wont
meet around your waist, and you dont care.

Love When intercourse
is called making love.
LustAll other times.
Marriage Whats

Love When you argue
over how many children to have.
Lust When you argue over who
gets the wet spot.
Marriage When you argue over

Love When you share
everything you own.
Lust When you think twice about
giving your partner bus money.
Marriage When the bank owns

Love When it doesnt
matter if you dont climax.
Lust When the relationship is
over if you dont climax.
MarriageWhats a

Love When you phone
each other just to say Hello.
Lust When you phone each other
just to organize sex.
Marriage When you phone each
other to find out what time your sons game starts.

Love When you write
poems about your partner.
Lust When all you write is your
phone number.
Marriage When all you write are

Love When you show
concern for your partners feelings.
Lust When you couldnt give a
Marriage When your only concern
is whats on TV.

Love When your
farewell is I love you darling.
Lust When your farewell is So,
same time next week?
Marriage When your farewell is

Love When you are
proud to be seen in public with your partner.
Lust When you only ever see
each other in the bedroom.
Marriage When you never see
each other awake.

Love When your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love When nobody else
Lust When nobody else
Marriage When everybody else
matters and you dont care who knows.

Love When all the
songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust When its just the same
mushy old shit.
Marriage When you never listen
to music.

Love When breaking up
is something you try not to think about.
Lust When staying together is
something you try not to think about.
Marriage When just getting
through today is your only thought.

LoveWhen youre
interested in everything your partner does.
LustWhen youre only
interested in one thing.
MarriageWhen youre not
interested in what your partner does and the one thing youre
interested in is your golf score

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