I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.

Im better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience. he replied.

Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful? I asked in stunned disbelief.

Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying My husband is home! My husband is home!