Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of Africa, when they are suddenly surrounded by a group of small, painted, evil-looking natives.

Tom says, We have nothing to fear. See me get us out of this one!

So he approaches the one that is wearing the fancy feathers – obviously the chief, and, reaching into his poscket, pulls out a bic lighter. He makes sure that he has the chiefs undivided attention and flicks it on.

Well, the chief is suprised! He turns to one of the elders and says, Look at that! It lit the first time!!!

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