22
Apr

Marriage and Death

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.



The husband gave his wife a gift – a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE – COLD AS EVER.



Later the furious wife bought a return present – also a tombstone –

in which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND – STIFF AT LAST.

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