Men know…..

… that Mother Natures best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

… that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of the house.

… that if she looks like your mother, run.

… that there are at least three sides to every story: His, hers, and the truth.

… never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

… how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

… exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.

… that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

… that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

… that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi.

… that its never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

… that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.