Im hungry = Im hungry.

Im sleepy = Im sleepy.

Im tired = Im tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

Whats wrong? = I dont see why your making such a big deal about this.

Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

Im bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Lets have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it… wed better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesnt look that much different!

Lets talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!

I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.