Miracle Diet!

A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

Guaranteed like hell he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them and subscribes to the 3 day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, beautiful, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes,and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weightloss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me! Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, I like the way this company does business! The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised.

So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day/20 lb. program. As expected, the next day theres a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her that reads, If you catch me, you can have me. Hes out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does,it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best hes ever had. For the next 4 days, the same routine happens and much to his delight,on the 5th day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20lbs as promised!!!!

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day/50lb.program!! Are you sure? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous programme…

Absolutely, he replies. I havent felt this good in years!

The next day theres a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads: If I catch you, I can have you!

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