05
Dec

Mormons at it again

(Like the recent real Polish jokes, there are Mormon jokes told by Mormons.
Some of them you wouldnt get unless you were one, but…)

A man dies and is getting his tour of heaven. His guide is pointing out the
various features and landmarks when the man asks, Whats that cliff?

Oh, you dont wan to look down there. Thats hell!

The man creeps up to the edge and looks over. He sees lush, green valleys,
verdant farmland and trees everywhere. This doesnt look so bad, he says.
Puzzled, the guide comes over and looks down.

Dang! he snaps, Those Mormons have been irrigating again!

–Craig
…{ucbvax,sun}!pixar!good

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