Morning Sickness

The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

Whats wrong Marge? she asked.

Marge told her that she had morning sickness.

Surprised, the neighbor said, I didnt even know you were pregnant!

Im not. the harried young woman replied. Im just damn sick of mornings.

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