Mothers From History

Columbuss Mother: I dont care what youve discovered, you
still could have written!

Michealangelos Mother: Cant you paint on walls like other
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff
off the ceiling?

Napoleons Mother: All right, if you arent hiding your report
card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show

Abraham Lincolns Mother: Again with the stovepipe hat? Cant
you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?

Marys Mother: Im not upset that your lamb followed you to
school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than

Albert Einsteins Mother: But its your senior picture. Cant
you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse,

George Washingtons Mother: The next time I catch you throwing
money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

Thomas Edisons Mother: Of course Im proud that you invented
the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!

Paul Reveres Mother: I dont care where you think you have to
go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.

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