A young man in high school was falling behind in his classes, he was also getting into other trouble(fights, drugs, sex, etc). His family was rather religious so they asked thier local priest to talk to thier child. Thier conversation went something like this;Priest: Son, why are you falling behind in school?
Kid: I was just following the bible father.
Priest: …any paticular part?
Kid: The book of procrastination.
Priest: …I dont quite remember that one…
Kid: of course not, God never got around to putting it in.