Naming the Kids

A pregnant Brooklyn woman gets in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months,
when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer
pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her
baby. The doctor replies, Maam, you had twins! A boy
and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother from
Alabama came in and named them. The woman thinks
to herself, Oh no, not my brother … hes an idiot!

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, Well, whats
the girls name?
Denise, the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, Wow, thats not a bad name,
guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!
Then she asks the doctor, Whats the boys name?
The doctor replies, Denephew.

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