Old and New Jokes

Never Judge a Book by its Author

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Is O. J. Guilty?…………..Howard I. Know

Animal Illnesses…………. Ann Thrax

French Overpopulation………Francis Crowded

Fallen Underwear ………….Lucy Lastic

Downpour! ………………..Wayne Dwops

Cloning ………………….Ima Dubble

Irish Flooring ……………Lynn OLeum

I Lived in Detroit ………..Helen Earth

Inflammation, Please ………Arthur Itis

Handels Messiah ………….Ollie Luyah

House Construction ………..Bill Jerome Home

Unemployed ……………….Anita Job

Off to Market …………….Tobias A. Pigg

Holmes Does it Again ………Scott Linyard

Home Alone IV …………….Eddie Buddyhome

Lewis Carroll …………….Alison Wonderland

Leo Tolstoy ………………Warren Peace

The L. A. Lakers Breakfast …Kareem O Wheat

Neither a Borrower ………..Nora Lender Bee

The French Chef …………..Sue Flay

Tight Situation …………..Leah Tard

The Scent of a Man ………..Jim Nasium

Why Cars Stop …………….M. T. Tank

Wind in the Willows ……….Russell Ingleaves

Look Younger ……………..Fay Slift

Mountain Climbing …………Andover Hand

Its Springtime! ………….Theresa Green

No! ……………………..Kurt Reply

And Shut Up! ……………..Sid Downe