There was this guy at the patent office counter and said, I want to patent this Peach.

The clerk asked,Whats so special about your peach?

The guy said, taste it, so he did. He told the guy it taste like a peach, so what? He then said, turn it around! The clerk took a bite and said,wow, this tastes like an apple! You have your Patent!

Then the next guy walks up and said,I want to patent this cookie!

The clerk said,now what is so special about your cookie?

In return the guy said, It tastes like a womans snatch!

The clerk said I gotta try this so he took a bite. He then said, Oh man, this tastes like shit!

The man at the counter said, Turn it around!