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NEW ROOF

The pastor stood before the congregation and said I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news. The congregation got quiet. The bad news is: the church needs a new roof! the pastor said. The congregation groaned. The good news is: we have enough money for the new roof. A sigh of relief was heard rippling through the gathered group. The bad new is: its still in your pockets

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