The company president called the chief security guard into his office.

Chuck, weve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they dont belong.

These unwanted advances will have to stop.

Chuck looked down at his feet and mumbled, Im sorry, Sir. I wont do it again.

The company president said, Im sure Ms. Jones will be happy to hear that. Chucks face lit up.

Ms Jones?!!!!

I was afraid that Bob in Accounting was complaining!!!!