Oh Baby!

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

Im afraid I dont have a husband she replies. O.K. do you have a boyfriend? asks the Midwife. No, no boyfriend either.

Do you have a partner then? No, Im unattached, Ill be having my baby on my own.

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black

Well, replies the girl. I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.

Oh, Im very sorry, says the midwife, thats really none of my business and Im sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.

Well yes, the girl again replies, you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?

Oh, Im sorry, the midwife repeats, thats really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes.

Well yes, continues the girl, I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.

At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, Thank God for that! What do you mean? says the midwife, shocked.

WHEW! says the girl extremely relieved… I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!

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