Old and New Jokes

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and theyre off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. Help me find my ball. Look over there, he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. Ive found my ball! he announces. After all of the years weve been partners and playing together," Jon says, "youd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks? What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!And youre a liar, too! Jon says. Ill have you know Ive been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!