Old Ladies Noggins

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, Im getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldnt remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think thats bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldnt remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as its always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Whos there?"

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