04
Jan

Old man at confession

A priest is sitting in his confessional and hears an old mans voice on the other side of the screen. The old man says, Father, Im eighty-one years old, Ive been married to the same woman for fifty-four years, and have always been faithful. But yesterday, I made wild, passionate love with a pair of lovely eighteen-year-old twin sisters.

The priest asks, When was the last time you went to confession?

The old man replies, Never … Im Jewish.

The priest is puzzled. Then why did you come here today to tell me this?

The old man says, Oh … heck … Im telling everybody!!!

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