This guys wife was always wanting to go golfing with him and he
said he didnt think she would enjoy it. She kept pressuring
him and finally he gave in.

So theyre on the golf course and on the first hole the guy hits
one 300 yards down the middle of the fairway, hits his second
shot three feet from the pin, and putts for a birdie. This
lucky streak continues and he birdies 5 straight holes.
Then they get to the 6th hole. He takes his driver and hooks
one way out into the left rough behind a barn. They search and
search and find the ball, and he says to his wife, Ill just
take a penalty and drop the ball out in the fairway.

His wife says, Wait a minute! She walks over to the barn and
opens the door on one end and then goes to the other end and
opens that door too. She says, Look, honey, you can see the
hole from here! The way youve been playing, just hit through
the barn and youll do okay.

So he grabs a 3 iron and takes a healthy swat, and it ricochets
off the barn and hits his wife right between the eyes, killing
her instantly.

The grief-stricken man didnt play golf for several years after
his wifes death. Until one day, his friends finally talk him
into a foursome. They go to the same course, and amazingly,
he again birdies the first 5 holes. They get to the 6th tee and
he hits another vicious hook behind the same barn! They finally
find the ball and the guy says he will take a penalty drop in
the fairway. One of his buddies says, Wait a minute! and runs
and opens the barn doors.

The guy screams at him, You dirty SOB, the last time I tried
that, I took a 9 on this hole!!