After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate Americas recreation preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is:

Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:

Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is:

Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:

Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is:

Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:

Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!